I am your biggest fan I LUV YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH ! I wish I could meet you. Its always been my dream to.
jjjjjjjjjeeeeeessssssssseeeeeee!!!!!! OMG! you’re “oh-so-HOT”!!!
yeah you are coz im cool! aryt:>haha:)) visit here in the philippines! i’m so dying to see you!!!
JEISI MACALTY JAJA NO JESSE MCCARTNEY ES UN TIO WENOoY ESKE TIENE UN CUERPO..NOKOMO EL DE VICENTE JAJA ES UNA IGUANA KAMALEÃ’N DE AFrICA JAAJ KE A BENIO EN BUSKA DE APu MALAJASAPETIT JAJA WAJAJA WAJAJA AJAJAJAJ YAAA NOS BAMOS JESSE TE KIEROOO TEAMOOO TE KEREMOSSOOOOS TE AMAMOSSSSS ESTAS MU WENOOO ESTREYAAAAAAAAA******* AJAJ A22222SSS
he is sooooooooooooooooooooo HOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG I LOVE HIM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yappppppp…….i think jesse already broke up with that girl!!!!!!!!!
AND HE’S MINEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!COZ HE’S REALLY CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!^^^^^^&&&^&&&^&^&^&^&^&^&^()()((_(_(_((_(_(_((_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(LEZEIN ROCKZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ>>>>>>>>>>>
i love you so much jesse you rock i love you better
then other groups i don’t like aly or aj at all sorry
i just love you your wrong aj an aly back in 2005 jesse did come after me an talked to be he stay i’m gpoing to sing you a love song my boyfriend was there you two wernt
hey jesse whats up just wanted to let
you no that i am 1 of the millions of
fans that would like you to just email me
im not like all these other girls on here
i dont just stand there and sceam im
cool with talkin to famos people
i just want to be your friend my
email address is aurmondrea@peoplepc.com
oh yeah u should get a bebo
it is so cool to be on so chiow
Ok, let’s see
I’ve reading some coments in this web, there r many questions, as far as I know, (I’m just a fan):
1- Yes, Jesse and Katie broke up, but he’s seeing an italian girl
2- I like more Jesse’s hair the way he used to have it, like in beautiful soul
3- My fav song is she’s no you
hey it s me MS i love love love jesse m.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he is so totoly hot did you know i;ve going out with him when he was on dream strreeet!!!!!!!! NY REAL name is MaCY shARp!!!!!! IM REALYY FAT THATS WHY HE WENT OUT WITH ME HE FELT BAD FOR ME.
HeY Ya this heer JeSY CaRtNeY Dumped my but.
i was dun sittin in the sun a taning away and he
dun walked up to me and sed! ” hi you dun to pretty for me so unless you can get ugly real fast i don’t give a crap about you” >:
hey i love jesse he is so nice and cute and hot and….
the list is endless!!!
but have you seen him DRunK!!!!! he is a little !@#***!!!!! he was with me when he was just getting his solo carrer started when he dumped me for that KatIE GIrL!!! we wrote what;s yout name (well at least the begging of it)you think you little girls know him but you dont i hate im now he came up to me and said ” Hey chrissy, i think we need to see other people. We can still be friends, right?” Well, tomorrow was our 1 yEAR aniversury and hey had apparenty had amother one with ‘her’ (Katie) So i said ” I know who you’ve been seeing and i know what you’ve been doing ,so no, we can not be friendsa any more!” I stood up and threw my drink at him. I felt like I was 15 agian!
Jeese M is so so so so so so hot!!!!!!!!!!!
but if you think he is hot like me your have him totaly
messed up he is realy a fan drunken teen and he probably sleeps all day untill he has a Photo shoot or something>
Have you ever seen Sumerland well he is just like that boring ol kid!
I………(snort)……..love jesse……. he is so spicey when ever i look at the big picture of him that hangs over my bed, i get chilles and have to use my inhalor once i made out with the cardboard picture of him in a speedo that is in my chem-lad and my retaner got stuck to the cardbord and i was stuck liplocked with him 4 2 days wich wasn’t such a bad thing………like on time i was having intercoarse with my blow-up naked jesse (it is in HD and UNRAIDED)and just as i was sticking my breases into his mouth my mom came in and joined me THREESOME TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he he “OH MOM U R GOOD AT THIS GET RIDE OF THE DUMMY”
well, I thought that was a very mature way to say the “it” word.
One time i was doing it with my life sized blow up of him. It was the best 5 hours of my life!! The people who made him even added a ding-a-ling, so it was more realistac!!! My mom walked in and saw me naked on a blow up of a celeb. and ran back to her room. When she came back she had on the lansureia thongs and and mini derrs on. Well, she did it with us and it turned into a PARTY!!!!!
It turned out that it accaly had real babies in the ding–aling so I have three babies and two new broythers and 4 new sisters!!!
It is a house full!!
hey everybody you think thats bad i once did it with my 5 foot poster of him when we were done he was almost destroyed except for my brother got a kick out of it (litterally) hes really good at it to next time im just going to have it with him oh la la
hi you are all so good at making thees dumb stories up and i am realy not so good at it. i will hit him with my best shot!
Jeese and i were driving around l a and he was singin walk the line by johny cash! it was so nasty he looks so darn naughty when he sings it makes me fricken crazy!
we were walkin along the beach the next day with he asked me out and i said ” are you kidding me i i wanted to date a fool i would of done what all of the other girls did and knocked up an blow up
hey…… it’s me again i have a story 2 tell……………………………………………..
ok well me and jesse were windsurfing u know went u r standing up on that board its kinda like sailing…. anyway he randomly blerted outi want u to stick your **** into my ***** wile i suck on your ***** and you suck on my *****. it was the sexyest thing i had heard and we did it right there on that board….. of corase we fell into the water right after i sucked on his *** that was in my **** but them a mermaid came up. she was pretty hot so we let her jion in that chick might be scaley but she does what i like in just 1 our we had grone gilles and pee on each other severle times WE LOOKED LIKE A WEB OR BRAIN COARLshe had her ***** in me *** wile jesse was sticking his *** into my *** and licking her ***** …………………4 years of under water love later……………. we got caught up in a fishing net alone the coast of astraila and tookin to the playboy manchen but r fish friend died who new that she had to have water to live but on the bright side i got plastic surgery and swiched her **** with my **** jesse loves em’ wet and scaly……….thats y u cant have him………….. waaahhhaaahhhaaaaaaaaha
OMG!!!!!
you little liar!!! Im a reportor for a newspaper in my community coolage I accally saw the real thing. They were sailling.but he didn’t blurrt that out he said: “i love you and your sexy body (holding each other) Never let me go mbaby never let me go!!!!!!” Well she found out that he was cheating on her with christania and she did let him go. He fell to the ( they were 500 m ft. in the air) hard concreate like water and got a minor cocncusion. he went to the hospital the reson they never showed it on tv is that is was not that big of a deal. the mirmaid thing is not true. when jesse woke up he was holusinating. he said,” My sister… sex…. brother is papa…drunk….on crack and weed…. Gwidalin pushes me to my doom…..ahhhhh!!!!!” He woke up yelling and screaming. the doctors zapped him with a heart restorer he had a NDE ( near death experience) When he woke up for the last time he said he remeberd nothing so, the doctors told him nothing, Jesse found out about this not to long ago he has had depreasoin latley.
Juno was a movie based on a ture story ( they will not say that in the thereter) about jesse’s sex life many girls are pregnet bbecouse of him. I would hate to be dateing a celebertiy. Appproxemently the # of girls he has “banged” is…………. 384!!! OMG!!!!! thanx for reading and remember about that mumbleing that jesse did? Well that was all……
find out if it was true or not make sure you come to ultimentjesse.com soon!!!
how in the world do you people come up with thees stupide stories just because you are jeese wana be bangers. now you will become the readers so hang onto your hats and listen up to what i have to say. Jeese and i were on a romanic dinner date and a huge mob ogf angry fans came up to us yelling at him because he skipped a concert to do this with me tonight! we ran because one of the people had a bag of flaming fan pppoooppp! we ran because that would not be good for his super star image> he took me to a deserted river boat where no one could find us and he did good things that night. aventualy the angry mob showed up because the one with the flaming poop had a hunch on where we wuld be. they toook me out of his arms and tried to kill me and he let them. thats when i went all cong fu on them and spared there lives but dicided to have some fun with jeese . he was last seen in tthe jungle by an indian tribe called the jesse killers. no one is for sure what happened but hints there name were pretty sure!!!!!!!!!!!!
hello americans i am a tribe person and im her to tell you that jesse is not being harmed but we neede some more kids so he is as you americans say”banging” the women.
well it all started when jesse skiped aconcert not to go on a date but to have a family dinner with the family. LIttle did his parents know he got drunk the night before so he was in a hang over. he snuck some crack or weed ( we have not gotten it out of him yet) into his chicken. After he left to his appartment. He went to a restront down the street but woundered off into the distance. He made it all the way to the appalachian mountains. Jesse McCredety went up to the tallest mountain he could see and we found him. We saw how big his reproducter was so, we made an opossome sandwitch, tied it to a string and he was so hungry mr. jese followeed it and we cought him. he was so hung over he did a sex dance for the women ( luckaly we had a pole of straw) Now we are setting mr. jesse go He is now back in his appartment. He doesn’t remember a thing
killerawe
hello americans i am a tribe person and im her to tell you that jesse is not being harmed but we neede some more kids so he is as you americans say”banging” the women.
well it all started when jesse skiped aconcert not to go on a date but to have a family dinner with the family. LIttle did his parents know he got drunk the night before so he was in a hang over. he snuck some crack or weed ( we have not gotten it out of him yet) into his chicken. After he left to his appartment. He went to a restront down the street but woundered off into the distance. He made it all the way to the appalachian mountains. Jesse McCredety went up to the tallest mountain he could see and we found him. We saw how big his reproducter was so, we made an opossome sandwitch, tied it to a string and he was so hungry mr. jese followeed it and we cought him. he was so hung over he did a sex dance for the women ( luckaly we had a pole of straw) Now we are setting mr. jesse go He is now back in his appartment. He doesn’t remember a thing
jimmykiller
now i just sent for jesse in the mail. Well i acualy had him sent back to the jungle just so he would be sent to me. if you don;t understand sent him there it meen mailed him> he is comeing today! i am so exited! ( ding dong) that is the mail man he probably is dropping og jesse! he gives me a big box and i sign for it and roll it into my apartment> i open it and there he is oncontiouse in the crate. i thought to mabey get him to spill his gut about the trip to the jungle i would tye him up to a door. i did so and 2 hours later when he woke up i repeatedly asked him about his trip. he wouldnt say as if he didnt know? i decide if i sent him off to a place that would treat him tough and give him minamum food. i thought of the perfect place! a dog sled training camp in the northern north pole. after a month i wanted to see how he was doing and i flew down to the northern north pole and saw him he still wouldnt say. i signed him up for another 3 months of it and flew to france to get a special nail job!
i am the mail man did you know that jesse is the loudest package i have ever recived
my best friend is the trainer of the northern north pole he said that the next three months would be like Hail (haha) He says that jesse is doing the best at the singing and sex dancing. (he does it to the gay men in our camp) He loves it!! Tuty you chose wisly in the camps!! He spilled his guts to the gays in camp. He said” When I got there they took me to a big hut and tied me to a giant staw pole! They wanted me to BaNg all the “women” in the tribe becouse there “reproductors” were to small. Well, let’s just sat there tribe is ALOT bigger or is going to be.
the mail man told me all about what had happened at the jungle. i took jesse back and let him take me on a date. he had missed so much of his concerts and photo shoots that another huge mob of people came to see what was going on this time i let them take him. they carried him off and around the corrner. i don’t know or realy care what happened to him
Hey it’s me agian
His sis. and his bro. had sex and had a baby
At the time they found weed and crack in jesse’s bedroom they put into there food and did it
well i don’t care i am done with him. did you know that i was going to ask him out again but then i thought a minute and the most likly thing to happen Romanic dinner, mad mob, try to kill him me not care blo blo blo that is all boring now . my long story is all over now and i an deeply scared
No im noy Vanessa im a random JM fan. I did a reprot on him in T.A.G. He was gay and yes he did have it witha guy, kind of. He got naked and did a sexy dance, got on the bed and you know stuff……
hey its me again i dont have any stories to tell but i am going to tell u about this master piece just above us
we are at a sleepover that consists of 4 people. me, my sister,and my to friends…..no we r not perverded kids and WE R NOT “BOYS” we were just having fun please send back a commet saying if u would like us to go on. if u do then please add what u would like to see in our shows if not THEN DONT WATCH THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ta ta for now…………..
P. S. don’t show this to anyone under the age of 10!!!!!
March 16th, 2007 at 6:08 pm
did jesse break up with katie?
March 16th, 2007 at 6:29 pm
Hey,what up.
March 16th, 2007 at 6:32 pm
no I don’t think he did.
March 17th, 2007 at 12:11 pm
i love you
you are so beautiful
i am from venezuela kisses
March 17th, 2007 at 12:11 pm
your mi perfect man
March 17th, 2007 at 12:12 pm
i love youuu so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
vickytoria
March 18th, 2007 at 7:56 pm
I am your biggest fan I LUV YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH ! I wish I could meet you. Its always been my dream to.
March 20th, 2007 at 1:22 am
jjjjjjjjjeeeeeessssssssseeeeeee!!!!!! OMG! you’re “oh-so-HOT”!!!
yeah you are coz im cool! aryt:>haha:)) visit here in the philippines! i’m so dying to see you!!!
March 21st, 2007 at 4:59 am
JEISI MACALTY JAJA NO JESSE MCCARTNEY ES UN TIO WENOoY ESKE TIENE UN CUERPO..NOKOMO EL DE VICENTE JAJA ES UNA IGUANA KAMALEÃ’N DE AFrICA JAAJ KE A BENIO EN BUSKA DE APu MALAJASAPETIT JAJA WAJAJA WAJAJA AJAJAJAJ YAAA NOS BAMOS JESSE TE KIEROOO TEAMOOO TE KEREMOSSOOOOS TE AMAMOSSSSS ESTAS MU WENOOO ESTREYAAAAAAAAA******* AJAJ A22222SSS
March 21st, 2007 at 7:59 am
just wanna ask if jesse mccartney break up with katie cassidy??
March 21st, 2007 at 8:01 am
i think it could be
March 21st, 2007 at 8:42 pm
he is sooooooooooooooooooooo HOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG I LOVE HIM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WISH I COULD MEET HIm
March 23rd, 2007 at 5:40 am
yappppppp…….i think jesse already broke up with that girl!!!!!!!!!
AND HE’S MINEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!COZ HE’S REALLY CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!^^^^^^&&&^&&&^&^&^&^&^&^&^()()((_(_(_((_(_(_((_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(LEZEIN ROCKZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ>>>>>>>>>>>
March 23rd, 2007 at 2:11 pm
jesse looks soo hot when he talks
March 26th, 2007 at 3:31 am
OK here it goses hey Jesse what would you do
if a fan stared to cry then run away from you
would you come after them?
March 26th, 2007 at 3:35 am
i love you so much jesse you rock i love you better
then other groups i don’t like aly or aj at all sorry
i just love you your wrong aj an aly back in 2005 jesse did come after me an talked to be he stay i’m gpoing to sing you a love song my boyfriend was there you two wernt
March 27th, 2007 at 8:02 pm
this is an old video, it’s been on Jesse’s myspace for some time
March 31st, 2007 at 8:59 pm
dear jesse
i like you so much
i like your viode cileps
April 7th, 2007 at 12:46 pm
Happy 20th anniversary, Jesse… i love you!
May 16th, 2007 at 11:04 am
i honestly luuuuv jesse mcartney. he cums in my dreams i bet dats wat happens wid every gurl who listens his songs
May 20th, 2007 at 10:03 pm
hey jesse whats up just wanted to let
you no that i am 1 of the millions of
fans that would like you to just email me
im not like all these other girls on here
i dont just stand there and sceam im
cool with talkin to famos people
i just want to be your friend my
email address is
aurmondrea@peoplepc.com
oh yeah u should get a bebo
it is so cool to be on so chiow
August 13th, 2007 at 10:12 am
Who loooves jesse’s short hair ?
August 25th, 2007 at 2:59 pm
Ok, let’s see
I’ve reading some coments in this web, there r many questions, as far as I know, (I’m just a fan):
1- Yes, Jesse and Katie broke up, but he’s seeing an italian girl
2- I like more Jesse’s hair the way he used to have it, like in beautiful soul
3- My fav song is she’s no you
November 4th, 2007 at 4:34 pm
jesse you are my idol……I love you…….what do you want?……I know……………….me
November 4th, 2007 at 4:37 pm
I know that will be like you…..
you’re blow my mind
hello………………. I think only about you ….I love u
November 4th, 2007 at 4:39 pm
but you know who is really jesse……….I know I know …………….I am you best friend control on internet web site
January 22nd, 2008 at 12:57 am
hey jeese McCartney is so so rad and totaly tubeular!
i just cant get over him he so shagadelic!
January 22nd, 2008 at 1:03 am
hey it s me MS i love love love jesse m.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he is so totoly hot did you know i;ve going out with him when he was on dream strreeet!!!!!!!! NY REAL name is MaCY shARp!!!!!! IM REALYY FAT THATS WHY HE WENT OUT WITH ME HE FELT BAD FOR ME.
THANX ALOT JESSE!!!!!!! >:0
January 22nd, 2008 at 1:08 am
HeY Ya this heer JeSY CaRtNeY Dumped my but.
i was dun sittin in the sun a taning away and he
dun walked up to me and sed! ” hi you dun to pretty for me so unless you can get ugly real fast i don’t give a crap about you” >:
January 22nd, 2008 at 1:19 am
hey i love jesse he is so nice and cute and hot and….
the list is endless!!!
but have you seen him DRunK!!!!! he is a little !@#***!!!!! he was with me when he was just getting his solo carrer started when he dumped me for that KatIE GIrL!!! we wrote what;s yout name (well at least the begging of it)you think you little girls know him but you dont i hate im now he came up to me and said ” Hey chrissy, i think we need to see other people. We can still be friends, right?” Well, tomorrow was our 1 yEAR aniversury and hey had apparenty had amother one with ‘her’ (Katie) So i said ” I know who you’ve been seeing and i know what you’ve been doing ,so no, we can not be friendsa any more!” I stood up and threw my drink at him. I felt like I was 15 agian!
January 22nd, 2008 at 1:27 am
Jeese M is so so so so so so hot!!!!!!!!!!!
but if you think he is hot like me your have him totaly
messed up he is realy a fan drunken teen and he probably sleeps all day untill he has a Photo shoot or something>
Have you ever seen Sumerland well he is just like that boring ol kid!
January 22nd, 2008 at 1:44 am
I………(snort)……..love jesse……. he is so spicey when ever i look at the big picture of him that hangs over my bed, i get chilles and have to use my inhalor once i made out with the cardboard picture of him in a speedo that is in my chem-lad and my retaner got stuck to the cardbord and i was stuck liplocked with him 4 2 days wich wasn’t such a bad thing………like on time i was having intercoarse with my blow-up naked jesse (it is in HD and UNRAIDED)and just as i was sticking my breases into his mouth my mom came in and joined me THREESOME TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he he “OH MOM U R GOOD AT THIS GET RIDE OF THE DUMMY”
January 22nd, 2008 at 1:49 am
o my god you !@#*!!!!!!
January 22nd, 2008 at 1:56 am
well, I thought that was a very mature way to say the “it” word.
One time i was doing it with my life sized blow up of him. It was the best 5 hours of my life!! The people who made him even added a ding-a-ling, so it was more realistac!!! My mom walked in and saw me naked on a blow up of a celeb. and ran back to her room. When she came back she had on the lansureia thongs and and mini derrs on. Well, she did it with us and it turned into a PARTY!!!!!
It turned out that it accaly had real babies in the ding–aling so I have three babies and two new broythers and 4 new sisters!!!
It is a house full!!
January 22nd, 2008 at 2:03 am
hey everybody you think thats bad i once did it with my 5 foot poster of him when we were done he was almost destroyed except for my brother got a kick out of it (litterally) hes really good at it to next time im just going to have it with him oh la la
January 22nd, 2008 at 2:09 am
hi you are all so good at making thees dumb stories up and i am realy not so good at it. i will hit him with my best shot!
Jeese and i were driving around l a and he was singin walk the line by johny cash! it was so nasty he looks so darn naughty when he sings it makes me fricken crazy!
we were walkin along the beach the next day with he asked me out and i said ” are you kidding me i i wanted to date a fool i would of done what all of the other girls did and knocked up an blow up
January 22nd, 2008 at 2:27 am
hey…… it’s me again i have a story 2 tell……………………………………………..
ok well me and jesse were windsurfing u know went u r standing up on that board its kinda like sailing…. anyway he randomly blerted outi want u to stick your **** into my ***** wile i suck on your ***** and you suck on my *****. it was the sexyest thing i had heard and we did it right there on that board….. of corase we fell into the water right after i sucked on his *** that was in my **** but them a mermaid came up. she was pretty hot so we let her jion in that chick might be scaley but she does what i like in just 1 our we had grone gilles and pee on each other severle times WE LOOKED LIKE A WEB OR BRAIN COARLshe had her ***** in me *** wile jesse was sticking his *** into my *** and licking her ***** …………………4 years of under water love later……………. we got caught up in a fishing net alone the coast of astraila and tookin to the playboy manchen but r fish friend died who new that she had to have water to live but on the bright side i got plastic surgery and swiched her **** with my **** jesse loves em’ wet and scaly……….thats y u cant have him………….. waaahhhaaahhhaaaaaaaaha
January 22nd, 2008 at 2:57 am
OMG!!!!!
you little liar!!! Im a reportor for a newspaper in my community coolage I accally saw the real thing. They were sailling.but he didn’t blurrt that out he said: “i love you and your sexy body (holding each other) Never let me go mbaby never let me go!!!!!!” Well she found out that he was cheating on her with christania and she did let him go. He fell to the ( they were 500 m ft. in the air) hard concreate like water and got a minor cocncusion. he went to the hospital the reson they never showed it on tv is that is was not that big of a deal. the mirmaid thing is not true. when jesse woke up he was holusinating. he said,” My sister… sex…. brother is papa…drunk….on crack and weed…. Gwidalin pushes me to my doom…..ahhhhh!!!!!” He woke up yelling and screaming. the doctors zapped him with a heart restorer he had a NDE ( near death experience) When he woke up for the last time he said he remeberd nothing so, the doctors told him nothing, Jesse found out about this not to long ago he has had depreasoin latley.
Juno was a movie based on a ture story ( they will not say that in the thereter) about jesse’s sex life many girls are pregnet bbecouse of him. I would hate to be dateing a celebertiy. Appproxemently the # of girls he has “banged” is…………. 384!!! OMG!!!!! thanx for reading and remember about that mumbleing that jesse did? Well that was all……
find out if it was true or not make sure you come to ultimentjesse.com soon!!!
January 22nd, 2008 at 3:08 am
how in the world do you people come up with thees stupide stories just because you are jeese wana be bangers. now you will become the readers so hang onto your hats and listen up to what i have to say. Jeese and i were on a romanic dinner date and a huge mob ogf angry fans came up to us yelling at him because he skipped a concert to do this with me tonight! we ran because one of the people had a bag of flaming fan pppoooppp! we ran because that would not be good for his super star image> he took me to a deserted river boat where no one could find us and he did good things that night. aventualy the angry mob showed up because the one with the flaming poop had a hunch on where we wuld be. they toook me out of his arms and tried to kill me and he let them. thats when i went all cong fu on them and spared there lives but dicided to have some fun with jeese . he was last seen in tthe jungle by an indian tribe called the jesse killers. no one is for sure what happened but hints there name were pretty sure!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 22nd, 2008 at 3:25 am
hello americans i am a tribe person and im her to tell you that jesse is not being harmed but we neede some more kids so he is as you americans say”banging” the women.
well it all started when jesse skiped aconcert not to go on a date but to have a family dinner with the family. LIttle did his parents know he got drunk the night before so he was in a hang over. he snuck some crack or weed ( we have not gotten it out of him yet) into his chicken. After he left to his appartment. He went to a restront down the street but woundered off into the distance. He made it all the way to the appalachian mountains. Jesse McCredety went up to the tallest mountain he could see and we found him. We saw how big his reproducter was so, we made an opossome sandwitch, tied it to a string and he was so hungry mr. jese followeed it and we cought him. he was so hung over he did a sex dance for the women ( luckaly we had a pole of straw) Now we are setting mr. jesse go He is now back in his appartment. He doesn’t remember a thing
killerawe
January 22nd, 2008 at 3:26 am
hello americans i am a tribe person and im her to tell you that jesse is not being harmed but we neede some more kids so he is as you americans say”banging” the women.
well it all started when jesse skiped aconcert not to go on a date but to have a family dinner with the family. LIttle did his parents know he got drunk the night before so he was in a hang over. he snuck some crack or weed ( we have not gotten it out of him yet) into his chicken. After he left to his appartment. He went to a restront down the street but woundered off into the distance. He made it all the way to the appalachian mountains. Jesse McCredety went up to the tallest mountain he could see and we found him. We saw how big his reproducter was so, we made an opossome sandwitch, tied it to a string and he was so hungry mr. jese followeed it and we cought him. he was so hung over he did a sex dance for the women ( luckaly we had a pole of straw) Now we are setting mr. jesse go He is now back in his appartment. He doesn’t remember a thing
jimmykiller
January 22nd, 2008 at 3:29 am
i was just kidding that never happened tutys story is real
January 22nd, 2008 at 3:39 am
now i just sent for jesse in the mail. Well i acualy had him sent back to the jungle just so he would be sent to me. if you don;t understand sent him there it meen mailed him> he is comeing today! i am so exited! ( ding dong) that is the mail man he probably is dropping og jesse! he gives me a big box and i sign for it and roll it into my apartment> i open it and there he is oncontiouse in the crate. i thought to mabey get him to spill his gut about the trip to the jungle i would tye him up to a door. i did so and 2 hours later when he woke up i repeatedly asked him about his trip. he wouldnt say as if he didnt know? i decide if i sent him off to a place that would treat him tough and give him minamum food. i thought of the perfect place! a dog sled training camp in the northern north pole. after a month i wanted to see how he was doing and i flew down to the northern north pole and saw him he still wouldnt say. i signed him up for another 3 months of it and flew to france to get a special nail job!
January 22nd, 2008 at 3:50 am
i am the mail man did you know that jesse is the loudest package i have ever recived
my best friend is the trainer of the northern north pole he said that the next three months would be like Hail (haha) He says that jesse is doing the best at the singing and sex dancing. (he does it to the gay men in our camp) He loves it!! Tuty you chose wisly in the camps!! He spilled his guts to the gays in camp. He said” When I got there they took me to a big hut and tied me to a giant staw pole! They wanted me to BaNg all the “women” in the tribe becouse there “reproductors” were to small. Well, let’s just sat there tribe is ALOT bigger or is going to be.
January 22nd, 2008 at 3:57 am
the mail man told me all about what had happened at the jungle. i took jesse back and let him take me on a date. he had missed so much of his concerts and photo shoots that another huge mob of people came to see what was going on this time i let them take him. they carried him off and around the corrner. i don’t know or realy care what happened to him
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:01 am
i was appart of the mob we took him to an allly in NY He his there now don’t worry
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:06 am
Hey it’s me agian
His sis. and his bro. had sex and had a baby
At the time they found weed and crack in jesse’s bedroom they put into there food and did it
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:09 am
well i don’t care i am done with him. did you know that i was going to ask him out again but then i thought a minute and the most likly thing to happen Romanic dinner, mad mob, try to kill him me not care blo blo blo that is all boring now . my long story is all over now and i an deeply scared
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:14 am
we sent jesse in the mail back to his place wait a min. my phone is ringing its the mail guy brb!
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:17 am
kidding im never going to get on this sex thing agian! Bye!!
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:19 am
I heard that jesse is gay
Is that true
I thught he had a girlfriend?
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:22 am
He does have a girl friend but he was gay for a long time do you think he’s done it with guys?
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:25 am
No im noy Vanessa im a random JM fan. I did a reprot on him in T.A.G. He was gay and yes he did have it witha guy, kind of. He got naked and did a sexy dance, got on the bed and you know stuff……
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:26 am
T.A.G is a class for smart people or the talented and gifted
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:28 am
Baby V. is a liar he was never gay you dont know crap about his life so just shut up ande get off the site
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:30 am
I do know stuff about jesse i bet you dont even know what is eye color is you tramp
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:31 am
im no tramp you slut
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:32 am
by the way his eye color is green
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:33 am
stop fighting you guys look like idiots
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:34 am
is your last name start with a d is it davidson
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:35 am
why would you care? and yes it is
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:37 am
so your goin’ out with camman
January 22nd, 2008 at 10:10 am
hey its me again i dont have any stories to tell but i am going to tell u about this master piece just above us
we are at a sleepover that consists of 4 people. me, my sister,and my to friends…..no we r not perverded kids and WE R NOT “BOYS” we were just having fun please send back a commet saying if u would like us to go on. if u do then please add what u would like to see in our shows if not THEN DONT WATCH THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ta ta for now…………..
P. S. don’t show this to anyone under the age of 10!!!!!